What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.