What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests