Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.