What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!