What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

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Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.