What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.