Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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TWIGERING

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What happened when the lepers played poker?

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator