Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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This is a stick-up.

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Because he had a crook in his neck.

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By flee mail!

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin