What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.