What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.