Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Drag Queen Jokes More Drag Queen Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Tuck Jokes More Tuck Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.