What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"