Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Marry an old bag.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.