What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !