What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker