What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...