What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...