What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness