What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness