What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.