What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.