What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.