What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!