What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.