What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.