What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.