What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.