What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.