What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.