What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.