What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.