What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.