What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin