What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.