Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!