What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.