Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Slaughterhouse Jokes More Slaughterhouse Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.