What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.