What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.