Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".