What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.