What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue