What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.