How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!