How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.