How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!