What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus