What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.