What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.