What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Saurus Jokes More Saurus Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!