Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!