Because he was snowed in.
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Because he was Snowden!
