Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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