What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.