What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.