What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.