What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.