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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes More Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.