What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: