Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.