Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.