Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna