Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
They never expect a ring
Too soon
Repost
Let's knot."
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
