Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.