What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.