Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Blonde Girl Jokes More Blonde Girl Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even