Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.