Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

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How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.