To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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Coffee Mug
Because they always get stoned
Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Because he tripped
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
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He said : "Nah amine"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
To win dough.
Frodough.
Prisons are indoors.
Poached
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
What did you think it would be, you racist?
An ambulance.
Everywhere
Couches
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Coach.
Fire Crackers.
