Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower