What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.