What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.