Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.