What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.